Same industry, same interests, beautiful—everything checked out.An alert reader sent a video to Life in the Boomer Lane titled “The Universal Hot/Crazy Matrix: A Man’s Guide to Women.” The chart was developed by Dana Mc Lendon, a forty-something who looks like he spent a lot of time hugging the wall in social situations, trying to figure women out, before he decided to turn them into a two-dimensional chart. Mc Lendon makes quick work of intelligence, sense of humor, political and social awareness, professional achievements, and whatever other areas misguided women might believe are advantageous in one’s quest for a meaningful relationship with the opposite sex. According to Mc Lendon’s matrix, LBL would most likely have ended up in the Chernobyl category and the marriage would not have taken place.Much to their surprise, she did not show up the next night for the actual event where I once again, tried and failed to hook up with my high school crush."** **"After much pressure from my friends (well, one maniac, really), I finally joined Tinder.Of course, my first encounter would be one for the memoirs. LBL is grateful that she found Now Husband before he found out about this matrix. By plotting where on the matrix a woman falls, she can be identified as anything from the female version of Chernobyl (stay hundreds of miles away and wear protecting clothing) all the way to marriageable material. LBL found the presentation to be both offensive and hilarious at the same time,depending whether her ice cream was in the freezer or being shoveled into her mouth during the time it took to watch the video. Had she met him after he watched the video, their three years of pre-wedding dating would have been condensed into about a week, in which LBL would be wearing stiletto heels and a bikini, and Now Husband could assess her Crazy quotient as she fell over repeatedly while trying to suck in her stomach and walk in the stilettos at the same time.
I am the best of the best at what I do so let's have some fun bring it on I'll be waiting.
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I say that jokingly because I truly believe I help people every day, but I can understand how a divorced person could feel like the woman on the show because the true hard fact is, divorce is UGLY.
There is no good divorce and there are HARSH realities that come with it.